July
25th , 2005
Yeah
um...I won't spare you the hot air on what I'm now calling "Grand
Theft Auto: San Andreas stupidity 2005". So basically I can
pretty much narrow down this 4005 page paper on this topic to
one thing.
"Rockstar,
you ruined it for the rest of us," Robert Khoo,
a business development director at Penny Arcade.
My
rebuttal:
"Penny
Arcade, you need to think a little bit harder before you try to
have big boy conversation, kay?"
This
goes out to Penny Arcade any other individual(s). Grand Theft
Auto is a game. You have to buy it. In fact you have to buy an
Xbox/PC/PS2 then purchase the GTA game. Then you have to scour
the internet for a mod patch (in the case of the PC) or purchase
an Action Replay type device to get to the Adult Only conent.
So
if that still isn't really making sense let me rephrase it one
other way. YOU HAVE TO ACTIVATE IT FOR THE ADULT CONTENT TO HAPPEN.
Nothing bad will magically happen unless you MAKE IT HAPPEN.
So
to Penny Arcade and any other crackpot who is making this an issue.
You need a hobby. Perhaps you should collect coins. Oh crap....my
1921 Buffalo Nickel just showed me some cleavage..better return
it to the US Mint. Okay so maybe coins weren't a good example.
Perhaps you could buy stamps and put them in an album. Shit, that
1977 last Elvis standing has a bit of nipple out of his jumpsuit,
damn USPS! Okay just collect rocks, yeah they're safe....holy
crud that rock is shaped like a male body part. To hell with you
geological earth events.
P.S.
one more jab. Um... oh yeah...and leave yirmummah alone you big
smelly bullies!
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