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May 17th, 2004

*Looks over at Mojo's rant* Urm....oooohhhkhay.

MoJo and I have been on a Star Wars kick lately. Don't know why...I mean Ep 3 is not coming out for what, two, three more eons? Anyhoo...we've been playing the games like mad, rewatching the flicks and raiding our local K-Bee for some discount goods. Would you believe they were selling the Episode 1 Queen Amidalla "Fun Hair" doll for $1.99. Yep a freakin' $1.99 So I took her out of the box (Gasp! but hell, she cost $1.99 and they had 50 on the shelf) and stuck every little accessory that came with her in her hair and boy does she look silly. Woot!

Btw...sorry the update is in the afternoon. I couldn't get it out in time this morning before I went to work. I like my job even though I am the 2004 equivalent to a "pencil pushing dummy". Ask your parents kids, they'll know what I mean. ^_^

Lastly...the days until Port Con Maine 2004!

RECAP:

1. Kiriban 10,000
2. The Contest!
3. Send us fan goodness!

4. It IS possible to make Queen Amidalla's hair look dumber than it did in Ep. 1
5. Computers are better than pencil shavings although I use a lot of pen. D'oh.

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May 17th , 2004

Well this week......is a story....about a man...but what kinda man?

It's kinda Star Wars-esque

Born a slave child in the city of suburbia. He worked for a pawn shop. Sold to them through slavery. Which stilll existed even though Abraham Lincoln abolished it. It so happened that 2 idej's which is another name for freedom fighters...had ended up breaking down in Suburbia. Anyways after a long boring plot twist which I don't feel like typing...they brought TRBG back with them to train him to be a idej.

Moving on.....TRBG was seduced by the dark side of heronomics by ZODD. This led him to become TRBG. Basically..if you want the whole story..watch this little known quitriplogy...called Star Wars. Substitute TRBG for anakin skywalker...and it works.

Until next week!

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